A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

Ladies and gentleman, a day I never expected has arrived. I found a B-Horror Movie that, gasp!!!!!!.........I could not finish. I do not believe this is the most horrific movie ever made, the search continues for that prize. I'm a huge, nerdy fan of horror movies, with favorites from the occult lists (Poltergeist), the monster lists (Sharknado, Lake Placid), the monster versus monster lists (Godzilla v. Anyone), the cult followed lists (Repo! The Genetic Operha, and the I Never Heard Of This lists (Scarecrow, Survival Island). The cheesier the better!  I haven't decided what category this film shall be placed in as of yet.
For those of you who have skipped over this little gem in their Netflix queue, let me summarize... A NYMPHOID BARBARIAN IN DINOSAUR HELL!
(This should be said in an deep, echoing large voice. Think ...... Land of the Lost)

The story begins with our heroine narrating about her life in a Dear Diary style. She even begins with "Dear Diary" in a high pitched girly voice. Not exactly sure why the Barbarian girl knows what a diary is but, hey, suspension of disbelief is a prerequisite for enjoying B movies. The Nympoid tells us that she becomes more aware of her world as, "My juices started flowing." We learn that her world consists of giant mutant dogs, giant mutant worms, giant mutant lizards and possibly dinosaurs. After the initial narration there is no dialogue for 20-25 minutes as we are introduced to the Caveman. The Caveman, our male lead, is seen shooting an arrow. He misses the giant dog attacking him, but its ok, a giant worm eats the dog.

Cut to the Nymphoid who is washing her clothes, perfectly shaven legs with a perfect perm (from the radiation, obviously). She is attacked by 3 men and holds them off with only a wet rag. They still manage to pin her down and leer over her, insinuating bad things to come.
The Caveman arrives just in time to save her and is rewarded by her bitting off his ear. She then pulls an arrow out of his chest and is rewarded with a slap to her face.
She punches him and storms off. The first and only word said this entire time is "Bitch." A mutant, claymation, lizard eats the last bad guy and the new couple run off hand in hand.
The soundtrack by Astral Warriors is very....astral, with odd instruments randomly playing throughout. With only half a dozen or so more, unintelligible words, the story moves on. The Nymphoid insists they pack her baby doll (idk, your guess is as good as mine). A muted trumpet solo plays while they travel hundreds of miles in 2 minutes.
They arrive at the ocean and the Nymphoid strips to a bikini and runs into the surf. For a girl who should be sex crazed this is the most skin shown thus far.
The two argue about the caveman getting in the water for another 15 minutes. She finally forces him into the water and we are up to a whole dozen words spoken by the actors.

The music changes and we cut to a giant armadillo statue overlooking a beach. Close to the surf is a mustache masked dude. Further up the coast Lizard Humanoids sit on the beach and throw shells at each other with classic bugs bunny tunage, maybe three stooges, playing in the background.
Mustache Masked Dude falls down a sand dune, the human leader of the lizards sees him and they give chase. They knock down Mustache Masked Dude and surround  him, beating him with sticks until dead. The human leader cuts off an arm to eat before letting the lizards feed.
Cut to the lizard people attacking the Caveman and the Leader grabs the Nymphoid. A display of holding his arms out makes the lizards back up. Hand to hand combat between the Leader and the Caveman begins, the leader wins easily. He grabs the Barbarian girl by the throat and throws her. The Caveman attacks again, but gets beaten...again.
The cheering Lizard noises are a high pitched and painful chittering. The human leader picks up the Nymphoid with a hand on her ass and walks off. They leave the Caveman lying in the dirt.
A man's dialogue, that makes no sense to me, begins narrating. The Narrator appears picks up the Caveman and carries him off as a storm rolls in. (The fancy storm effects likely used most of this movies special effects budget.)
The next morning the Narrator gives the Caveman a gun.

It's okay if you need to stop reading and look around the room in confusion for a moment. I'll wait.

After showing how the gun works, by firing a shot, the Narrator gives it to the Caveman and says there are an unknown number of bullets, soooooo.......that could have been the last bullet?
New scene, the Nymphoid Barbarian is running with a rope around her neck. The Lizards pull her down with more lizard noises, wreeeeeeee. A one horned dinosaur appears on the cliff ahead of them but is attacked by a giant mutant dog before it reaches the group. The Nymph tries to back away, one Lizard stops her. She just waits a few seconds and tries it again, succefully this time.
Only one lizard chases her while the others are watching the dino versus dog fight. The Lizard quickly gives up and returns in time to see the mutant dog win.
At this point I am pretty sure they are paying the actors by the word. Oh! Hey! I bet that's how they could afford those fancy storm clouds!
The human Leader is angry until the mutant dog bites the head off of the Lizard dude that let her escape. Now the Leader is happy.

I have no idea what happens next, I think there is another masked man, but my eyes are so heavy I just can't keep my eyes on this flick any longer. I throw up a white flag and head for bed.
THE TWIST........
If, let's say......10 people read this post and at least half of them want to know how the story ends I will go back and finish this snoozer of a movie.
Place a comment below and let me know if I have to force myself through the ending.

Oh....and don't feel bad if you vote for me to finish A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell. I'm kinda curious to see if there are any more bullets in that gun.